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Your probably thinking "Well no shit",
well your right... anyways there's nothing here. So go look at the other pages. Or... you can re-read all of this 20 times then click your heels together, buy a $500 plane ticket, then fly home on some damned Big-Shot-Billionare-Corporate-Airline-where-everyone-in-first-class-is-a-boring-businessman-who-depressingly-works-on-spreadsheets-the-whole-flight. You have no other options. If you do not choose within 15 seconds you computer has a 3% chance to explode. Just a helpful tip!